So I pulled up the duvet
And dived underneath
It was dark and it was warm
There beneath my sheets.

I got out my torch
(As all explorers do!)
And crawled deep below
To where, I had no clue

And way down there
With my torch I did go
And I found something strange
Scratched my head, I didn’t know…

…what it was I had found
Way down here all alone
It was soft, it was smooth
Could it be my dressing gown?

I’d lost that last week
I’d looked high, I’d looked low
But on my big adventure
I found it down below!